A Single Vegetable

It's been a week since it ended - sorry for the absence of a write up before now, my dudes. Whilst I felt mostly great upon ending the cleanse, I have mostly been wrapped up with the fact that I got a FUCKING CAVITY from doing the cleanse! That's right - my sweet, virginal, never had a cavity in my 32 years of life, teeth got a goddamn fucking cavity. Clearly I am not a dentist, so I'm sure there's a pretty good chance the cavity was there before, but all I'm saying is it never bothered me until the cleanse. The pain started the end of the first day. I thought my teeth were just becoming sensitive from the acid in the juices or possibly the sugar. You're told to 'chew' your juice to release digestive enzymes from your saliva to help your body absorb the juice. On my 5th juice of the day, my entire mouth started to hurt, particularly my tongue and teeth. It subsided a bit by the morning of the second day, but by the end of the day, my teeth were he

DAY TWO It's 11am on day 2, and I am FREEZING! Is this because of the cleanse or is it because it's just really goddamn cold outside? I don't normally get chilly in our office, but I've been freezing my titties off all morning, and I cranked the heat in my apartment up to 25 last night. Is it the weather or the juice? It's the true mystery of our age. Besides being an icicle, I feel pretty good! I didn't finish all my juices yesterday, as I realised that getting through 7 juices in a 12 hour period (breakfast at 9am, and going to bed at 9pm) was just not going to happen. So today I started with my first juice (The Kickstarter again) at the gym at 6:30am, and then the second one (The Base again) at 9am. My workout didn't suffer this morning, as far as I can tell (besides my general overall sloth, I mean). I'm a bit sleepy, but I think that is from not having coffee. It's weird to think that I haven't eaten solid food in nearly 48 hours, a

HI GUYS! Long time, no chat. My apologies for my extended writing absence. The last time I wrote was nearly a year ago. I got so distracted with meeting new people and playing at the beach in the Philippines, that I just plum forgot to blog about the rest of the trip. Much like how I forgot to blog the rest of Veg-Tember last year as well. Clearly, regular blogging is not my forte so just get off my fucking back OK. I'm back in temporary action on this ole thing to tell you all about my latest endeavour in health and making my life just a little bit harder - a 3 day juice cleanse! Rather than do a write up on the cleanse after it's over (since I'll inevitably either forget to do it, or procrastinate it for so long that I'll have forgotten everything that happened), I've decided to write day by day, maybe even a play-by-play of everything going through my hungry hungry brain in real time. I am a bit delayed in the first day, as, to be honest, I only just decided